<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959</id><updated>2011-04-21T15:21:31.117-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Daily /b/tard</title><subtitle type='html'>YOUR SOURCE FOR EVERYTHING /B/TARDED ON THIS CRAZY SERIES OF TUBES THAT WE CALL THE INTERWEBS</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-5701729739573621579</id><published>2008-12-22T18:06:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-22T18:08:58.931-05:00</updated><title type='text'>We're in trouble, amirite?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SVAdqLI23WI/AAAAAAAAABc/9UaodJm516M/s1600-h/beer_drinker.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 384px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SVAdqLI23WI/AAAAAAAAABc/9UaodJm516M/s400/beer_drinker.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5282754973287243106" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-5701729739573621579?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/5701729739573621579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=5701729739573621579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/5701729739573621579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/5701729739573621579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/were-in-trouble-amirite.html' title='We&apos;re in trouble, amirite?'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SVAdqLI23WI/AAAAAAAAABc/9UaodJm516M/s72-c/beer_drinker.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-8266190493407681604</id><published>2008-12-12T13:20:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T13:20:34.367-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't make me tell you again</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;img width='405' height='333' alt='Super Size Them Fries' title='Super Size Them Fries' src='http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Super_Size_Them_Fries.jpg' name='Super Size Them Fries'/&gt;&lt;blockquote/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-8266190493407681604?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/8266190493407681604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=8266190493407681604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/8266190493407681604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/8266190493407681604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/don-make-me-tell-you-again.html' title='Don&amp;#39;t make me tell you again'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-2736914618889599794</id><published>2008-12-12T12:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T13:00:35.524-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You silly woman....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SUKmviQh4lI/AAAAAAAAABU/g8IbzehiV5g/s1600-h/GirlYoureEvery.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SUKmviQh4lI/AAAAAAAAABU/g8IbzehiV5g/s400/GirlYoureEvery.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278965048811840082" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-2736914618889599794?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/2736914618889599794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=2736914618889599794' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/2736914618889599794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/2736914618889599794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/you-silly-woman.html' title='You silly woman....'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SUKmviQh4lI/AAAAAAAAABU/g8IbzehiV5g/s72-c/GirlYoureEvery.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-9203468147326792651</id><published>2008-12-03T10:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T10:55:07.699-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG!  Obama Kidnap Attempt!!!!1!@</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STart6azCpI/AAAAAAAAABM/5MJJt9U8Jx4/s1600-h/kidnap!.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STart6azCpI/AAAAAAAAABM/5MJJt9U8Jx4/s400/kidnap!.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275592818775231122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Darn.... almost had him...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-9203468147326792651?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/9203468147326792651/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=9203468147326792651' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/9203468147326792651'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/9203468147326792651'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/omg-obama-kidnap-attempt1.html' title='OMG!  Obama Kidnap Attempt!!!!1!@'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STart6azCpI/AAAAAAAAABM/5MJJt9U8Jx4/s72-c/kidnap!.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-4888081626414001101</id><published>2008-12-03T10:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T10:44:39.029-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Our New Flag</title><content type='html'>An image of the new US Flag, as proposed by upcoming president Obama, has leaked on the Webs.  Lets have a moment of silence as we wash this all down with some fine Shilitz Malt Liquor...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STapPCYC_dI/AAAAAAAAABE/KMx1mCZ3Mwo/s1600-h/newflag.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STapPCYC_dI/AAAAAAAAABE/KMx1mCZ3Mwo/s400/newflag.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275590089311976914" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-4888081626414001101?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/4888081626414001101/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=4888081626414001101' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/4888081626414001101'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/4888081626414001101'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/our-new-flag.html' title='Our New Flag'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/STapPCYC_dI/AAAAAAAAABE/KMx1mCZ3Mwo/s72-c/newflag.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-7639895524297485475</id><published>2008-12-02T08:33:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T08:49:23.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hilarious Bud Light Commercials</title><content type='html'>I'm a big fan of the "Real Men of Genius" Commercials, and these videos don't disappoint either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-JI3Y1auTFpU/bud_light_swear_jar.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-JI3Y1auTFpU/bud_light_swear_jar/"&gt;Bud Light Swear Jar&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;Watch the top videos of the week here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1536655/bud_light_commercial_sister.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1536655/bud_light_commercial_sister/"&gt;Bud Light Commercial - Sister&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;Click here for this week’s top video clips&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-FCWCFReAKEM/bud_light_vacuum_cleaner_2002.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-FCWCFReAKEM/bud_light_vacuum_cleaner_2002/"&gt;Bud Light® Vacuum Cleaner 2002&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;The best free videos are right here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-kH50-giCeDM/2007_budweiser_super_bowl_commercial_rock_paper_scissors.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-kH50-giCeDM/2007_budweiser_super_bowl_commercial_rock_paper_scissors/"&gt;2007 Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Rock-Paper-Scissors&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;Funny videos are here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-7639895524297485475?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/7639895524297485475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=7639895524297485475' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/7639895524297485475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/7639895524297485475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/12/hilarious-bud-light-commercials.html' title='Hilarious Bud Light Commercials'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-8990967889230699588</id><published>2008-11-26T10:21:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-26T10:25:06.809-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chainsaw Maid</title><content type='html'>Sorry I haven't updated for a few days... bodies are way harder to get rid of than you know... but with no further ado, here is a brilliant claymation video to share with your sensitive younger siblings right before bed! Bound to be a hit with those suffering from night terrors!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6d-tNXxTRBA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6d-tNXxTRBA&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-8990967889230699588?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/8990967889230699588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=8990967889230699588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/8990967889230699588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/8990967889230699588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/chainsaw-maid.html' title='Chainsaw Maid'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-3322546142226312529</id><published>2008-11-22T02:20:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T02:24:30.635-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LEFT 4 DEAD COMIC</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSey_pjWc8I/AAAAAAAAAAc/-jB0S5D8RX0/s1600-h/LEFT4DEADCOMIC.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 90px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSey_pjWc8I/AAAAAAAAAAc/-jB0S5D8RX0/s400/LEFT4DEADCOMIC.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271378695416083394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you haven't played this game yet, you deserve to be castrated.  Seriously one of the best games I've played in a while.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-3322546142226312529?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/3322546142226312529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=3322546142226312529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/3322546142226312529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/3322546142226312529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/left-4-dead-comic.html' title='LEFT 4 DEAD COMIC'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSey_pjWc8I/AAAAAAAAAAc/-jB0S5D8RX0/s72-c/LEFT4DEADCOMIC.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-6810137690979004237</id><published>2008-11-20T14:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T14:44:20.132-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes Son, You're a Fag</title><content type='html'>&lt;div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'&gt;&lt;img width='421' height='315' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur17.jpg'/&gt;                         &lt;em/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;w&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='427' height='320' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur18.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='426' height='319' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur19.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='426' height='319' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur20.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='427' height='320' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur21.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='434' height='325' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur22.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='431' height='321' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur23.jpg'/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='430' height='454' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur24.jpg' title='' alt=''/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img width='360' height='480' border='0' src='http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/distur25.jpg'/&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All I can say is...WHAT THE SHIT?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-6810137690979004237?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/6810137690979004237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=6810137690979004237' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/6810137690979004237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/6810137690979004237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/yes-son-you-fag.html' title='Yes Son, You&amp;#39;re a Fag'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-1373557776084805939</id><published>2008-11-20T10:09:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-22T02:25:51.014-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WD-40 Explosion</title><content type='html'>Look at this retard hit a flaming can of WD-40 with a stick... high pressure contents + flammable material + dumbshit with a stick =  FAIL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=8585509391171442412&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-1373557776084805939?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/1373557776084805939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=1373557776084805939' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/1373557776084805939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/1373557776084805939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/look-at-this-retard.html' title='WD-40 Explosion'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-2609683996794710583</id><published>2008-11-19T14:31:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T14:37:31.822-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ROFLCOPTER</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSRqkB_DMZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/txuQvEYSRpg/s1600-h/FIRST+COMIC+-+RICK+ROLL%27D.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 315px; height: 317px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSRqkB_DMZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/txuQvEYSRpg/s320/FIRST+COMIC+-+RICK+ROLL%27D.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270454631171043730" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The name of this series of comics is tentatively called Roflcopter. Hope you enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-2609683996794710583?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/2609683996794710583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=2609683996794710583' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/2609683996794710583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/2609683996794710583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/roflcopter.html' title='ROFLCOPTER'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua7QbRLrzfg/SSRqkB_DMZI/AAAAAAAAAAM/txuQvEYSRpg/s72-c/FIRST+COMIC+-+RICK+ROLL%27D.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1049644937441602959.post-7483344769808487798</id><published>2008-11-19T11:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-19T12:29:01.576-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Opening Day</title><content type='html'>Welcome to The Daily /b/tard, your daily source for funny pictures, comics, and all that other crap that I should list here to gain your undying devotion and love.  Bow to me... do it... mwahahaha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Clears throat) Sorry about that, I get carried away sometimes.  Anyhow, I hope you enjoy your time here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, be sure to click on some of the advertisements, so I can fund my addiction to opium and hooker spit. Thanks!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1049644937441602959-7483344769808487798?l=dailybtard.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/feeds/7483344769808487798/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1049644937441602959&amp;postID=7483344769808487798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/7483344769808487798'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1049644937441602959/posts/default/7483344769808487798'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://dailybtard.blogspot.com/2008/11/opening-day.html' title='Opening Day'/><author><name>Oby1Kanooby</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15464902004808110187</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
